Unicorn Bites 12/21/13

Thanks, lady at daycare who gave my 3-year-old a microphone for Christmas. Your anthrax is in the mail. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 21, 2013   Me: Santa is pretend, just like zombies […]

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Clean Living

I’m a strict disciplinarian when it comes to my imaginary son. If there’s anything that I’ve thought him, I’d like to be reminded because I can’t remember it. I know his imaginary mother is into […]

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