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A Thanksgiving Thank You

November 28, 2013 Mary Farr

I’d like to report a chat I had today with Madam’s number two hairball pet—the cat. I’m referring to the Fluff Muffin Cat who tours around Minnesota like the dog, perched on the console of […]

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FictionChristmas, Costco, hanukkah, Sanda, Thanksgiving, UPS driver

Kitty Mysteries

August 28, 2013 Mary Farr

 Author: Noah Vail, horse extraordinaire, assisted by human Mary Farr   The Landlord has appointed me Commissioner of Cats. I suspect this promotion has something to do with the dearth of regular barn cats in […]

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8 CommentsFiction, Good Clean FunCostco, facebook, funny, Henri le Chat Noir, HumorOutcasts.com, iTunes, Monopoly, Noah Vail

Two Days Off…or Not

July 6, 2012July 6, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My family says I do not know how to relax.  I think they are crazy. Just because I like to fold laundry or surf the internet on my laptop or design an outdoor patio while […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyle4th of July, computers, Costco, Dunkin Donuts, family, holidays, humor, laptops, patios, relaxation, shopping, Vacation

French Coffee Cake Can Kill

February 9, 2012November 22, 2014 Donna Cavanagh

I missed my gym day.  I had to take care of a few things early in the morning, so instead of running on the treadmill, I ran to Costco. Also sacrificed for the mandatory errands […]

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8 CommentsLifestyleankles, Costco, dancing, e, exercising, French Coffee Cake, humor, On Demand

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