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The Height-Challenged of China

August 30, 2012August 30, 2012 Neal Mayhem

China may become the number-one smartphone market later this year. Whatever, China. At least we can see over the steering-wheel.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayChina, driving, humor, smartphones, steering wheels

The Tailgate Remedy

August 5, 2012August 5, 2012 Suzy Soro

The perfect solution to people who tailgate you on the road is to put a giant fart machine on the rear fender of all cars.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daydriving, farting, humor, tailgating

Drive Thru Anger at Taco Bell

May 31, 2012May 31, 2012 Stephanie Queen

An Ohio man rammed his car into a Taco Bell because the fast food employees did not give him the taco he ordered at the drive thru.  How sad  that this man was driven to […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictionanger, chalupa, drive-thru, driving, humor, police. cars, taco, Taco Bell

Bumper Sticker Boasting

March 11, 2012March 11, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

We were on the Jersey Turnpike minding our own business, traveling at the speed limit–maybe not exactly the speed limit, but sort of close to it.  Anyway, we managed to catch up to this white […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleanti-depressants, bumper stickers, cars, cynics, driving, happiness, humor, joy, New Jersey Turnpike

Hang Up and Drive

December 23, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

My husband was behind the wheel of my Escape as we  drove down I-95 to Delaware. On the  highway, we got behind a  car that had a bumper sticker with big, red letters that said, […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecell phones, driving, hands free driving, highways, humor, hypocrisy, take out foods, texting

The Upside to Women Driving in Saudi Arabia

December 4, 2011December 4, 2011 Stephanie Queen

Ultra-conservative men in Saudi Arabia have warned the government that allowing women to drive will result in horrific consequences. The conservative  men believe driving will lead women to sex.  That is so silly. What the […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daydriving, humor, Saudi Arabia, Sex, women's rights

Another Reason to Hate Microsoft?

July 31, 2011July 31, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

My car doesn’t understand me. I am not saying this in a psycho babble kind of way. No, I am saying this in a driver- technology kind of way. Recently, I got a new  Escape, […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, TechnologyBill Gates, cell phones, driving, Ford Escape, humor, Microsoft, Sync

Jesus Take The Wheel?

July 14, 2011July 16, 2011 Eric Hetvile

There’s a popular song out there called “Jesus Take the Wheel”. The protagonist is heading come to see her family, and we pick up the story here: She had a lot on her mind and […]

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2 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Funcars, driving, funny, humor, Jesus, Jesus take the Wheel

Driving my Husband

April 21, 2011August 11, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I had a busy day, so when my husband came home from work I suggested that we go get dinner at one of the local sports bars. He jumped at the chance since he could […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipscars, driving, humor, husbands, red lights, sports bar

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