I can’t figure out how Jill Y needs 17,000 pairs of shoes when she only has 12,233 feet. Meanwhile in China…
Tag: funny
The road from imaginary to reality is paved with mass confusion but Aaron speaks our language.
The astute among you, know that Jill Y and I are the proud parents of two imaginary children. Neither of us are ready to get real but if we were, we would take Aaron as […]
Please Give Me a Sign
“God/Universe, please make it clear to me whether I should take this position; please give me an unmistakeable sign,” I thought as I headed to a job interview at what I will call Putrescence University […]
No sense was made in the making of this.
We woke up this morning, as proud as proud peacocks who just sold a copy of Windows Vista for its full retail price on eBay. When your imaginary son decides he has morals, values and […]
Pardon My French – What Happens When You Dip Biscuits in France
We moved to France six years ago. Six years is enough time to get a censorious glimpse of your new home country, experience a fully blown culture shock and as a consequence start lamenting (which […]
Inappropriate Halloween Costume List
Although the last of Reese’s Chocolate & Peanut Butter Pumpkins were sold in late August, and now the stores are full of Reese’s Chocolate & Peanut Butter Easter Eggs, the actual holiday of Halloween is […]