The Big Gig

Sometimes you can spend such a long time practicing and rehearsing for something and at the end of the day, it makes as much sense as the Star Wars prequels. I used to play in […]

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Kids and Grown-ups

Many words and some big ones, have been written about what truly makes a child happy. From the big purple dinosaur to Teletubbies, everyone has their own opinions and they’re all wrong. I’m not one […]

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Guns don’t kill people, bears do.

Guns don’t kill people, bears do. Some people own guns. Charlton Heston owns more guns than the combined armies of the so-called first world. I don’t own guns but that’s only because I’m not allowed […]

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The best, worst teacher in the world

I’ve been trying to figure stuff out and I’m getting as far as nowhere. Thirsty Dave has been teaching me about cause and effect. If he drinks 78 pints of beer in a night, he’ll […]

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Fear

Sometimes it’s easy to forget about others and just think about yourself. When this world scares you more than trying to calculate what 41% of nothing is, you’re mathematically challenged to the nth degree. I […]

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Marco’s Food

The only thing that wakes me up each evening, is the knowledge that I’m going to jump so far out of my comfort zone, that I’ll probably end up in a church. Sure, I’ll be […]

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McBurger Farmer

Every now and sometimes, I like to make myself invisible. This way I can’t be seen. This has many advantages but none as advantageous as not been able to be seen. In the news and […]

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A predictable as predictive text

There’s a reason I can’t watch those real life TV movies about real life events that are real. The reason is that they are really awful movies with as much emotional intensity as a fishing […]

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