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Orange Italian Ice and Cool Romantic Tips

July 9, 2015 Paul De Lancey

Italian Dessert ORANGE ITALIAN ICE INGREDIENTS 9 medium oranges (Save peels.) ⅔ cups sugar 1½ cups water 1½ teaspoons freshly grated orange zest (from about ½ orange) Makes 18 Italian ices. Takes 2 or more […]

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