Fun Prank
When considering if you should play a fun prank on someone, many factors need to be taken into consideration. If the prankee is not impressed with your little stunt, can you outrun them? Are the […]
Tag: humour
Cell Phone Mania
Next to licensed and unlicensed premises that sell beer, the library is my favourite place to hang out. Where else can you read books, apart from the library? As someone who likes to sit idle […]
When you tell someone that your favorite actor in all of the world is Nic Cage, it’s not uncommon to be looked at by someone who wonders if you’ve been drinking the kind of drink that puts hair on a blind, albino guide-dog with alopecia
When you tell someone who your favorite actor in all of the worlds is Nic Cage, it’s not uncommon to be looked at by someone who wonders if you’ve been drinking the kind of drink […]
Just when you thought Bill Y couldn’t make the world any better…
I’ve looked long and I’ve looked hard and it seems like there is no part of society that I have not improved. I’ve helped massively confused fools, Swedish women, Nuns, Danish women, Ewoks, Norwegian women, […]
This probably works best if you check out my picture at the end of the post.
For minutes now, I’ve been obsessed. I’ve been obsessed with that little blue tick sign on Twitter accounts that tell you that the owner is famous and I want one. Sure I’m not as well […]
It all adds up
Of all the things that are things, none matter as little as going to the prom but try telling that to teenagers. With my dyslexia and bad spelling, prom night can easily end up as […]
Attention to detail
A number of years ago, before I was the unwell, unadjusted genius that you fear before you now, I was normal and read books in my sleep, like everyone else. Like any other dude, I’m […]
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. They’re the one’s who keep having gay babies.
The last time I enjoyed myself was at the “1987 Brussels Convention Abolishing the Legalization of Documents between the member states of the European Communities”. I ripped up as many documents as I could lay […]