Animals
If you say something enough times, you’ll eventually start to believe it and that’s why I can be heard screaming “Bon Jovi don’t exist” several thousand times each day. I used to have an inferiority […]
Sometimes the expression of a child speaks volumes and sometimes the volume of that expression can have far-reaching consequences. These words you read were written but sometimes the expression of a child can say so […]
I had one of those ideas that some people are so fond of having. I’m not saying it was a fully fledged idea but the nucleus of a notion. You know the way people give […]
San Francisco is a real place with real people and real food. With this in mind, I decided to check out where I could go for a meal with a San Franciscan woman I had […]
I was never a kid. I was always the age I am now and always will be the age I am now, in my infinite awesomeness. Some people are eager to learn new things but […]
Because I’m so awesome, I always drop massive big hints about what I’d like for my birthday. Sometime these hints are non specific, like the cessation or world peace and sometimes they’re just wishful thinking, […]
If I was to tell you that Mark Zuckerberg, King of Facebook was in fact a direct descendant of Philip IV, King of Spain, you might not truly believe me. You might ask if I […]
Nobody ever approached me and suggested that life was going to be easy. By the same token, nobody ever approached me and suggested that life was going to be one impossible to understand phenomenon called […]
Even now, after having some time to digest the news, I just cannot understand why she had a smile on her face. When a surgeon breaks bad news to a family, the last thing on […]
Chance interests me in the same way as the brave are favored by chance or are they? For years now, pigeons have shit on my head and I’ve just put it down to being in […]