Why are those iPads made of paper?
People are so anti-social these days. When Bon Jovi eventually break up, you’ll hear it from me first so put your iPad down and try having a conversation with one another. It’s easy; you say something […]
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I want to get married.
Jill Y is a clever, manipulative daughter of a clever, manipulative mother and father. I don’t like to eat the crust on my sandwich but she tells me I’ll grow up big and strong and […]
The Unbelievable Things
I found myself in a situation, not to my liking. My eyes bounced off the walls and refused to acknowledge what was happening before them. Often I tell people about unbelievable things because unbelievable things […]
Life is too short for this.
I didn’t think it was funny. I didn’t think it was funny at all. I didn’t think it was one bit funny at all, at all. I believed her. I believed the words that she […]
Do me a favor
For special occasions like birthdays, anniversaries and Thursdays, Jill Y prefers a present with a personal touch. The present doesn’t have to cost much, it just has to be something that a bit of time […]
Let’s not talk about music now.
In Greek mythology, Echo was a mountain nymph who loved the sound of her own voice. I too love the sound of my own voice although not as much as I hate The Voice. Bill […]
When you’re as brilliant as I undoubtedly am, the insignificant people will insist on commenting on it, in their own meagre, trivial little way.
A dog owner is an owner of dog(s) but did you know that self-absorbed, shallow, conceited and arrogant are just a few of the better things I’ve been called since lunchtime? It doesn’t even bother […]
The answer you’re looking for.
Guerrilla Warfare is wrong. Ape’s shouldn’t engage in war. I want you to think about that for 87 days and 43 hours. 87 days and 43 hours later. Now that you have a firm perspective […]
There was just no proof, no defining clue to the identity of the unidentified offender.
It wasn’t me. It definitely wasn’t me. I have an alibi that’s as tight as Thirsty Dave’s wallet. Forensic Science is what’s needed to crack this case and I don’t even know what Forensic Science […]