She’s not heavy
Scurvy Jane is one of the most positively, positive, skin-diseased people you could ever drink orange juice with. If you or I saw an atheist getting knocked down by a priest and the atheist died, […]
Tag: I like tags
The man who always asked the question too late
The man who always asked the question too late, always asked the question too late. I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that this man exists but I’m not going to tell […]
All that glitters is gold
When Sugartastic Daddy John opens his mouth, words of wisdom are laid to rest in a bed made of stuff and things. Many have dared to offer the view that The Daddy doesn’t have a […]
Thirsty Dave doesn’t do subtlety
Every year Scurvy Jane goes to Thirsty Dave’s place for Christmas and every year Thirsty Dave fails to get what he wants for Christmas. If the thirsty one was awarded pints for trying, he would […]
On Yer Bike
It’s time for a warning boys and girls. It’s a warning you should heed because what I’m about to share with you is very real so be very vigilant and make sure you give up […]
The short lived romantic involvement of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane
Years from now, nobody will care about the romantic endeavors of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane in the same way as they don’t care about them now. Just like Romeo & Juliet and Tom Cruise […]
Some things are just too close to call
This one is not easy to explain folks but that’s only because I’m massively confused. On reflection, the directions were simple. I had to meet a girl called Happy Sara who had a happy cat […]
No onion no cry
It’s rare that I give a damn about kids because kids are just small versions of grown ups and I have as much time for grown ups as I have for kids. Kids need to […]