Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.

It doesn’t matter how many musicians Sugartastic Daddy John and I jam with. Over the phone, we tell them we play a sort of Star Wars v Empire Strikes Back music but nobody seems to […]

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He’s definitely not wrong.

Because our kids are imaginary, it’s hard to enroll them in school but that’s not going to stop Jill Y and I from teaching them everything we don’t know. Each night when they get up […]

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Too many people buy things they don’t need with money they don’t have, trying to impress people they don’t even like.

Thirsty Dave took out a mortgage to buy Scurvy Jane a new pair of shoes, when he saw something that made him think:

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Give a wolf a sandwich and you end up being the filling in the sandwich in his belly but give a stuffed wolf a sandwich and you end up with a belly-full of laughs.

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My sister is not going to like this at all, at all.

If there’s two things I’m not allowed to mind, its money, the keys to anything and my nephew. While we’re on the subject, if anyone finds my nephew, can you help a brother out?

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