I should never have bought that fish.

When the sound of Bon Jovi can no longer be heard and my time has come to leave this world, I will look back with a single regret. I should never have bought that fish:

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Gone Fishin’

I’m not quite sure what Jill Y and Scurvy Jane mean by this but Thirsty Dave and I are going drinking for the entire weekend:

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Marketing at its best.

I spent some of Jill Y’s money and hired a professional who understands math. Apparently 98% of the people I meet, always ask the same question “What is your massive problem Bill Y?”. I think […]

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The Birds & The Bees – The Truth

When you’re the parents of imaginary kids, you know that the day is going to come when you’re going to have to explain about the birds and the bees. This is my first attempt and […]

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What is seen, is not invisible.

Some of the best things I have never seen have been invisible. There is a certain way of doing things that cannot be seen with the naked eye. But if you look, if you really […]

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The Perfect Match

Did you know that you can download a copy of “The Bible” for free yet nowhere to be found is Thirsty Dave’s unwritten novel “Drink?”. This is fact and is not open to interpretation. Speaking […]

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Words on a poster

One day, when I grow up, I want to be this person but until then I’ll keep telling anyone who will listen that I love Star Wars and hate Bon Jovi:

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Custom Shoe Rack

One moment I had a beer. The next moment I had no beer. The only thing that happened during those moments, was the brief appearance of Thirsty Dave followed by the swift disappearance of Thirsty […]

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The end of a relationship.

I’ve never understood chat-up lines although I did once go up to a woman and strike up a conversation about the texture of sandpaper. I don’t think it went too bad considering it was the […]

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