I wouldn’t really tell me not to do something unless you really want me to do it.

We went to visit Jill Y’s grandfather. The visit didn’t last too long and I’m told it was all my fault. A mocker like me, tends to say things to people without fear of consequence. […]

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McEpic

Sometimes I’m a slave to my own brilliance. When you’ve a reputation for putting a unique spin on things, the less than brilliant people expect you to deliver with style and individual flair. And so […]

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No Dead Guys

Sugartastic Daddy John is the type of shady individual who has the need to cash checks in a hurry. These checks are the best Photoshop created checks I’ve ever seen. The Daddy usually exchanges these […]

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The Search

Jill Y’s grandmother’s best friend Lisa was telling us a story about the time she went to see Miles Davis play in 1958. As she was telling the story, she was reliving every moment in […]

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You’re not going to believe this.

The Professor of Earological Musicology at the University of Aural Sensitivity is a man of great distinction and taste. So great is his distinction and taste, that he single-handedly discovered the recessive gene which is […]

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Why the world is in ruins.

I’ve never been accused of being reasonable and I doubt if I ever will. If I were to list all my faults here, it would take you 26 years, 12 weeks and 11 hours to […]

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A Dog that Speaks!

 This is why they’re man’s best friend.

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Mrs. Johanson clearly puts Larry in his place with style and grace.

Although the world continues to learn from what I don’t say and don’t do, I might still became a teacher one day. When you’re endowed with the vast, abundance of knowledge that I undoubtedly have, it’s […]

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