Married Filing Joint
The call starts out innocently enough. I’m a customer service representative with the IRS, and Bill Jones calls in to ask about the status of his mother’s tax return. Seems Nilda Jones died last year […]
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Micropigs and Einstein’s Eyeballs: What I Learned From Magazines This Week.
It is the one year anniversary of Our Bodies, Our Shelves by humorist and Librarian Roz Warren. Released on National Librarian Day last year, the book earned so much support from this brave community that […]
SLEEPING APES AND WASHING DISHES: WHAT I LEARNED FROM MAGAZINES HIS WEEK
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Every 34 seconds, someone in the U.S. has a heart attack. (AARP Magazine 3/16) Mike Love is considered one of the biggest assholes in the history of rock […]
Unicorn Bites #570
Wife: How many beers did you have while I was gone? Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 25, 2014 4-year-old: You’re my hero. […]
Unicorn Bites #515
4-year-old: Are you smart? Me: Yes 4: Why did Mom say you’re not? Me: She didn’t like me cooking popcorn in the dryer as much as you did. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 30, 2014 […]