“Greenlandists love me. At least I think they do. They laugh WITH me all the time so that’s something. 45,000% of them don’t like or disapprove of the free healthcare they currently have and we’re gonna do something about that. Greenlanderists are not green by the way. They are normal, white color. You heard it from me first.” – President Forever Trump, maybe…

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“Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.” – Homer (on Trump, maybe)…

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If you find yourself in this position and have to ask the question, I have some questions for you…

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We’re finally going to be rich, maybe…

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If I send 4,345,876 emails to Sony and receive 4,345,876 responses from Sony, I need to buy my ISP a beer.

I sent 4,345,876 emails to Sony to ask them to develop an X-Box game where you kill the so-called talent of Bon Jovi. I received 4,345,876 emails from Sony, telling me that Bon Jovi don’t […]

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If I still had my trampoline and wasn’t a ghost, I would so have a chance of getting this, maybe.

Talk about bad timing. I only sold my trampoline last night and now I haven’t got a ghost of a chance.

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