Don’t drink and derive
I have a phobia of Nuns dressed as Paris Hilton, playing Bon Jovi songs on a rotating stage that never rotates. I used to have dreams of Paris Hilton dressed as a Nun but that’s […]
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I told my son he could become anything he wanted so he become a total legend
Bon Jovi fans, Bon Jovi, carrying Thirsty Dave home from the pub, attempting to count the amount of shoes Jill Y has using mathematics, going to work where you don’t work, explaining to Sugartastic Daddy […]
I am having brain surgery this year to make me stop making this noise
When you have no talent, sense, intelligence or understanding of how magnets work, it seems reasonable to turn to mocking. When you realise that the one thing you have in life is the ability to […]
Disobedient Dogs
As a dog parent, I have no control. I don’t know why because I have used all the training techniques on my present dogs that I used on my beloved and now deceased, German Shepherd, […]