Putin On The Blitz
Writer’s note- this piece was first written in 2014 during the first Russian fight with Ukraine. You will be able to see the similairities ( some people ((PUTIN) never change). —————– It is time for […]
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Putin Invades Coney Island To ‘Liberate’ Russian Immigrants Settled There.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sent Russian troops into Coney Island, a part of Brighton Beach New York, that has a large immigrant Russian population. Swarming ashore from submarines that covertly approached the beach they […]
The Charge Of The Light Brigade Revisited; The Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Version
The Charge Of The Light Brigade Revisited; The Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Version (Author’s note: This was originally written about the Russian mini- invasion in 2014. The number of invaders was changed to match the […]
The Socialist Republic of Wall Street
Wall Street, in a surprising move today, declared itself a separate governing republic and detached itself from the US. Always considered a bulwark of staunch capitalism, recent economic downturns and the stimulants have changed the […]
Putin’s Other Invasions That We Forgot About
2008- Russia invades former ‘comrade’ nation Georgia because Putin ‘has Georgia on his mind….’. March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka. […]
The Blame In Ukraine Lies Mainly in The Brain (of Putin)
This article was actually written in May of 2014 when Russia first raised it’s scary head above the Ukraine border. Current situations there reflect what is written here. And amplify it……… Russian separatists in Ukraine, […]
Reasons Putin Gives For Amassing 100,000 Russian Troops On Ukrainian Border
Ukrainian Vodka is cheaper at border shops than Russian vodka. Ukrainian girls aren’t as frigid as Russian ones (both romantically and figuratively.) In the winter a really nice, warm breeze comes in from the Black […]
America to Deploy Lutefisk Defense Shield
The United States will deploy a lutefisk defense shield over all American cities. Says Major Carl La Fong of the United States Space Force, “No one, but no one, can manage to down an entire […]
