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Announcing an innovative new exercise recliner

August 1, 2016 Molly Stevens

The government and health care associations constantly encourage us to exercise to improve our health. It has been tough to sustain motivation when our recliners offer us a soft place to fall, after an exhausting day working at sedentary […]

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5 CommentsGood Clean Funexercise, health care, innovative, Molly Stevens, Obama, recliner, Shallow Reflections

How do you judge a grocery cart? Take this quiz to find out!

July 25, 2016July 25, 2016 Molly Stevens

Remember the hilarious movie “Date Night” when Claire (Tina Fey) and Phil (Steve Carrell) go out to a restaurant and analyze other couples’ actions, playing a game called, “What’s Their Story?” I have to confess something. […]

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7 CommentsGood Clean Funanalyze, grocery cart, judge, Molly Stevens, Quiz, Shallow Reflections

Summertime and the livin’ is queasy?

July 18, 2016July 17, 2016 Molly Stevens

We all know that summer is an easier time, especially for northerners who cope with severe winters. During this most beautiful time of the year, how can I find the livin’ queasy? One plausible explanation is […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Fundeer flies, exercise, full body workout, Molly Stevens, Shallow Reflections, summer time

Recipe for ‘no curse’ dessert

July 11, 2016July 11, 2016 Molly Stevens
No Curse Dessert

I struggled when I tried to make Lemon Meringue pies for the church pie sale, and my litany of profanity made them more colorful than confetti cakes. Since then I have abandoned baking anything that requires a culinary […]

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6 CommentsGood Clean Funcurse, dessert, Molly Stevens, no cook, pineapple upside down cake, Shallow Reflections, Summer

Is it wrong to swear when baking for church pie sale?

July 4, 2016July 5, 2016 Molly Stevens

For our annual church pie sale, I usually keep it simple and use convenient pie crusts that unfold from a box, loading them with sweet, stress-free fillings. But one lovely summer evening after a satisfying day […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Funchurch pie sale, horror, lemon meringue, Molly Stevens, Shallow Reflections, swearing

Dining in restaurant owned by dentist will blow your mind

June 27, 2016June 27, 2016 Molly Stevens

In our neighborhood, a dentist spread his entrepreneurial wings, and bought a restaurant, with enough office space upstairs to house his dental practice. I don’t know anything about the dentist’s background. Maybe he worked as […]

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10 CommentsFictionbite wings, cocktails, cotton rolls, dentist, filling, Molly Stevens, restaurant, Shallow Reflections

Mainers open the door to summer time!

June 22, 2016June 22, 2016 Molly Stevens

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4 CommentsFictionLL Bean boots, Maine, Molly Stevens, Shallow Reflections, Summer

I aced my physical exam and you can too

June 16, 2016June 16, 2016 Molly Stevens
Food Rules

While most of the world was busy making summer vacation plans, I was in the throes of cramming for my physical exam. It’s not like I don’t know a year in advance that this annual assessment […]

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7 CommentsFictionalcohol, colonoscopy, exercise, physical exam, Shallow Reflections, weight

10 Tips to help you thrive at your high school reunion

June 9, 2016June 10, 2016 Molly Stevens
Class reunion

Have you gotten an invitation yet for this year’s high school class reunion?  Are you wondering how you will not only survive the experience, but also thrive? Here are some practical strategies to help put […]

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2 CommentsFictionburied conflicts, dance, high school, Molly Stevens, Reunion, Shallow Reflections, thrive, yearbook

Dear Bernie….a boomer’s wish list

March 24, 2016March 25, 2016 Molly Stevens
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I don’t usually get involved in political rhetoric for fear of becoming homicidal, and spending my retirement behind bars. And I look dreadful in orange. Plus I don’t want to think about the last time […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Funbaby boomer, campaign, humor, Shallow Reflections, wish list

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