Kirk: “Wow, They Really Make Uhura Look Like A Real Babe In This Caricature!”!”
Tag: Spock
Wait A Minute! I See Why They Stopped Using The Original Characters In The Star Trek Movies! They Were Killed Off-They Are All Wearing Red!!!!!
It is well know among professional geeks and Star Trek fans that when a character wore red on the original series that means they were going to get killed off before the end of the […]
Captain’s Log Stardate 2265 – Sulu Socks It To Spock
Captain’s Log: Stardate 2265- Captain James T. Kirk speaking- The following disturbing incidents occurred verbatim as I have recorded them here below: At 18:45 and 33 seconds Caldushian time I was approached by Science Officer […]
He was Spock
I don’t idolize people in the entertainment industry. It’s so hard to make it to the top that most talented celebrities tend to be out of touch with the rest of the world, and for […]
When you’re as brilliant as I undoubtedly am, the insignificant people will insist on commenting on it, in their own meagre, trivial little way.
A dog owner is an owner of dog(s) but did you know that self-absorbed, shallow, conceited and arrogant are just a few of the better things I’ve been called since lunchtime? It doesn’t even bother […]