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October 27, 2017October 27, 2017 Paul Lander

HumorOutcasts presents ‘Outlanderish,’ totally arbitrary and unscientific picks of the best of @Paul_Lander tweets…  

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May 10, 2014May 10, 2014 Paul De Lancey

American Dessert PRALINES INGREDIENTS 1 1/4 cups white sugar 1 1/4 cups packed brown sugar 1 cup heavy cream 3/4 cup butter 2 cups pecan halves 2 tablespoons vanilla extract. SPECIAL UTENSIL candy thermometer cookie […]

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