What I Did Today
I didn’t invade. Woke up at 4:40 am with cold feet. I had kicked off the blanket in my sleep. I suppose I could have been be proud of the achievement as I had had […]
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The Old Woman & The Shoe Phone
I said it. Out loud. Without even thinking. And then once I said it, I couldn’t take it back. And instantly… I was old. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE DIDN’T HAVE… Boom. There it […]
Heads Up at O’Hare
Officals at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport stopped a shipment of human heads. Apparently, the 18 heads, minus their bodies, had traveled to Italy as part of a medical research program and were returning to Chicago for […]