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Day: February 10, 2012

Pope in Peril?

February 10, 2012February 10, 2012 Stephanie Queen

The European media is reporting that there is a plot to assassinate the Pope in 2012.  Church officials have denounced the report as untrue.  However, according to the same media report, the Church has already […]

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From the mouths of babes….well, children…well, one child

February 10, 2012February 10, 2012 Wilma Jammer

If you have a pet, particularly a cat or a dog, you may have, by chance, seen them chase their own tails. Our cats did it mainly when they were younger, but that has not […]

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Obama and the Catholic Contraception Flap

February 10, 2012 Eric Hetvile

I’m not really sure I understand why Catholics are upset with President Obama for requiring Catholic hospitals and the like to require coverage for contraceptives in their employee health plans. Because I am pretty sure […]

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7 Phantom Scents My Pregnant Wife Thinks She Smells

February 10, 2012April 25, 2012 Tor Constantino

It’s fairly common knowledge that pregnancy induces an internal hormonal cascade that can…hmmm, how should I phrase it…change the perceptions of a pregnant woman. Such perceptional shifts are perfectly normal. Especially considering the fact that […]

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Scared of my own vagina

February 10, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Few of us are not scared of something. My own phobias include Nuns, the sound of the so-called music of Bon Jovi and the thought of Justin Bieber growing up to be a confident young […]

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