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Day: February 21, 2012

Rhymes with Dick

February 21, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

You can’t spell sanitarium and vomitorium without Santorum. Just sayin’.

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Dry Shaving

February 21, 2012February 21, 2012 Suzy Soro

I just dry shaved my legs to prove to myself that I haven’t missed out on pain by not having children

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Aging Not So Gracefully

February 21, 2012February 21, 2012 Neal Mayhem

In a poll, over half of women said wrinkles are the most obvious sign of aging. A close second? Having an ex-husband named Ashton Kutcher

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Serves Four?

February 21, 2012February 21, 2012 Suzy Soro

After I’ve eaten something I’m always surprised to see that it “serves 4.” Four what, anorexics?

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Sittin’ Shiva, my diva

February 21, 2012 Wilma Jammer

Sittin’ shiva, that’s what we read, Sittin’ shiva, because he was dead. Rollin’ out to the burbs for a service while the Rabbi tries to keep us from bein’ nervous. Sittin’ shiva, I did, sittin’ […]

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Dad needs sex to live

February 21, 2012February 21, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

“Only the truly brilliant, shall seek to remove Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness” Bill Y on hearing Bon Jovi for the first time. Although this guy is not truly brilliant, his genius needs […]

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College Humor: Extracting Wisdom

February 21, 2012February 21, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

There’s one familiar milestone on the road to the college launch that doesn’t get much press. Oral surgery. This pre-college dental rite of passage just might be the universe’s way of giving parents one final […]

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The Difference Between…

February 21, 2012February 21, 2012 Suzy Soro

Women & gay guys can’t keep secrets because they blab too much. A straight guy can because he wasn’t listening to you in the first place.

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