Blog Archives

The Worst Love Song in Rock and Roll History – A Special Competition

August 15, 2017
By

It’s been a full year since we ran our competition for the Worst Rhyme in all of Rock and Roll history.  Amazingly, we somehow neglected Snap!’s ‘90s hit, “Rhythm is a Dancer”, which includes this…

Read more »

My Time in the Slammer – A True Story

August 7, 2017
By

Yes I was once in jail:   The lock-up.  The slammer.  The tank.  The can. This is my tale.  I guess it is pretty typical:  Freudian Psychoanalyst father.  Over-educated mother who abusively corrected my grammar until…

Read more »

Mr. Male Person Guy Answers All Your Dating Questions

August 1, 2017
By

Do you have a penis?  If so, you’ve probably done some pretty stupid stuff in your life.   Especially when it comes to dating.  Not only are many men failing miserably with the opposite sex*, but…

Read more »

To Fill the Blank Spot on the Wall at Trump’s Golf Courses

June 29, 2017
By

Dan BlumI am a writer in multiple genres, including Novels, Essays, Lists, Snark, Tragedy and Pith. I am the creator of "The Rotting Post" website, as well as the author of, "LISA33", a comic literary…

Read more »

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump Named, “Ferret Of the Year” by Animal Planet

May 15, 2017
By
ferret of the year

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump Named, “Ferret Of the Year” by Animal Planet Washington, D.C., May 13, 2017 Trump is first ever named Being of the Year in two separate categories Note:  Donald Trump was not…

Read more »

The Crap Sandwich Healthcare Act – Original Recipe or Extra-Crispy

May 8, 2017
By
crap sandwich healthcare

Donald Delivers Healthcare Load Yes, fellow Trumplandians, it’s happened!  Our President’s “healthcare” act has passed.  After all the pushing and straining of a constipated old man’s bowel movement, Donald Dump’s bio-hazardous legislation has passed!  It…

Read more »

100 Days of Trump

May 1, 2017
By
trump100

One of our lead reporters recently asked, “Isn’t it a little soon for a retrospective?” “But everyone’s doing it,” we replied.  “It’s the first 100 days!” “But aren’t we supposed to be different?” this one…

Read more »

Your Hermes Gift Guide – Because Love Fades…but status is forever

December 22, 2016
By

The holiday season is upon us, Jack Frost is in the air, and we’re here with our very own Holiday Gift Guide – brought to you exclusively by The Rotting Post and Hermes.  The following…

Read more »

Stephen Hawking is a Stupid Jerk

October 18, 2016
By
reince-2

Time-travelling GOP Cyborgs Fact-Check the Future When would you go back to if you could time travel?   The Golden Age of Greece?  The Court of Louis XIV?  The Woodstock years? Personally, I would go back…

Read more »

Ted Cruz Only Republican Left Endorsing Trump

October 11, 2016
By
cruz-2

“Where’s Everyone Going?  I just got here.” HOUSTON, Texas – At a hastily arranged press conference today, Ted Cruz seemed stung by the string of unendorsements of Trump, shortly after Cruz himself had come around…

Read more »

User Login

New Release
How to Write and Share Humor
By Donna Cavanagh Published by HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Heartly God?
By Wil 3. and Shorehouse Books

Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Farewell Amelia Mary: Long Time Looking
By H.J. Worthington and Shorehouse Books

Available in Paperback and Kindle






Archives