How To Not Ruin Christmas
It’s that merry time of year and you need to know what your most important responsibility is. Sure, trees must be purchased or dusted off and decorated. Lights must be strung. Presents have to be […]
Month: December 2011
The Elf on the Shelf – A Christmas Tradition
A few years ago, we were given “The Elf On The Shelf”. It’s basically a book with a small stuffed elf in it, which explains by means of an included story that the elf has […]
Are You Serious? Nipples Can Fall Off?
Here is something that should make women quake with fear: Women who smoke before or after breast lift surgery run the risk of their nipples turning black and falling off. And before anyone asks – […]
The Heisman Trophy: Crown of Achievement or Cosmic Curse
It’s time once again for the Heisman Trophy presentation, the most prestigious award in college sports. While college football players clamor to win this award, it seems to me that at times, this trophy brings […]
The Kindle Fire doesn’t allow you to consume books this way
Every minute of every day, the genius of Thirsty Dave just grows and grows. Scurvy Jane joined a new band ‘The elastic liquorice baseball bats who are fond of reading books about the life and […]
The Virgin Diaries
I watched part of a show last night on TLC called “Virgin Diaries” which supposedly tells the story of virgin adults living in our non-virgin-oriented world. One couple had not even shared a kiss until […]
Top Sex Scandals of 2011
After a long hiatus (Latin for “drug and alcohol rehab”), I have returned to bring you this year’s edition of my favorite subject: sex scandals. And if the sex scandals of 2011 taught us anything, […]
The Upside to Women Driving in Saudi Arabia
Ultra-conservative men in Saudi Arabia have warned the government that allowing women to drive will result in horrific consequences. The conservative men believe driving will lead women to sex. That is so silly. What the […]