Cartoon: Say Goodbye to Dollywood
Year: 2026
Ask the Love Shark
Bitten by hopeless infatuation? Hungry for red-blooded romance? Ask Love Shark for help–summer’s over, things are kind of slow. Dear Love Shark: I am head cheerleader at Grain Valley Consolidated Regional High School (Go Polecats!) […]
In Self-Regarding Twist, Anthropologist Studies Own Tribe
BURLINGTON, Vermont. When Charles Verburne retired in 2025 the last thing he wanted to do–unlike some senior citizens–was “see the world.” “I’ve been everywhere. Papua, New Guinea, Borneo–even Schenectady,” the 70-year-old says with a laugh. […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/4/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ed Sheeran, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Doo-Wop Castrati Tell Painful Truth About Falsettos
DETROIT. For Marvin Deshields, former lead singer of the 50′s doo-wop group The Fabulous Croutons, every excursion out into public is an occasion for anxiety. “Somebody like you,” he says to this reporter, “you don’t think twice […]
ESPN Awarded Broadcast Rights to the Next Five Years of the Iran War
The Trump Administration has granted ESPN exclusive rights to cover the armed conflict between the United States and Iran. “We anticipate having troops on the ground in that hellhole of a country within the next two […]