I don’t want to do this but you leave me with no other choice. It ends when you admit that pineapple does NOT belong on pizza…
Year: 2026
How to Floss Your Cats’ Teeth
The house is quiet, and so I lie down and try to take a nap. I’ve just dozed off when I feel the weight of fifteen pounds of cat flesh land on my chest. It’s […]
Sometimes The Replies On Facebook Are Priceless
Sometimes The Replies On Facebook Are Priceless! What would happen if another country came into the United States and kidnapped the President? Roger Freed I would be over joyed and say “Thank you!!!!!!!!!!” 1m […]
Stung by Scandal, Skating Judges Switch to Strict Teddy-Bear Scoring
WICHITA, Kansas. As the U.S. Figure Skating Championships wound down last night with the identical twins pairs competition, officials breathed a sigh of relief that the proceedings had not been marred by a scoring controversy. […]
Trump Pardons Wife of Maduro, Installs Her as Melania’s Replacement
The United States has a new First Lady. Cilia Flores, the wife of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, married Donald J. Trump at 12:01 am on January 4th in a civil ceremony at Stewart Air National […]
How to Succeed at New Year’s resolutions
Of making many resolutions, to paraphrase the Book of Ecclesiastes, there is no end. So it is with a sense of weary skepticism that I listen to people tell me this month how they are […]
This Decade Sucks
Let’s face it: the 2020s have sucked. All of them. Sure, we’re only halfway through, but the bloody writing is on the frosty wall. I have a friend who thinks you only need to get […]