So I put too much oil in the pan and mentioned it to Scurvy Jane. She told Thirsty Dave and he mentioned it to Sugartastic Daddy John. The word on the street quickly spread and before long, someone told Trump and then this happened…
Year: 2026
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/16/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Times Square 2026 New Year celebration , doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new […]
New Restaurant Caters to Those Who Can’t Eat
BOSTON. This city has long been known for its world-class teaching hospitals, but not so much for its fine dining options. “The Puritan tradition has been slow to die here,” says Andre Colcombe, head chef […]
F**in’ Nature Poets Put the Curse in Verse
MAYNARD, Mass. Anthony “Big Tony” Scalzi, a rough-looking man who wears a sleeveless denim jacket and rides a motorcycle, doesn’t fit the stereotypical image of a poet, but that’s okay with him. “Frankly, I couldn’t give […]
Trump Officials Clarify What Constitutes an Act of Domestic Terrorism
Washington, D.C. — In an effort to reduce confusion, panic, and accidental freedom, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller held a joint press conference today to clarify […]
At the Brooks Brothers-Hip-Hop Summit
In recent years, rap kings such as Jay-Z and Diddy have displayed their swagger with looks that were more boardroom than bling. The Boston Herald 75 State Street I turn my collar up against a […]
