Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
I have an axe to grind.
I can regularly be seen, carrying my axe as I chop up words that Bon Jovi use in their lyrics. I guess, I have this notion that if I chop up the words that Bon […]
Not A Beer aka The First Sighting of The Man Who Would Later Become Known as Thirsty Dave.
Bill Y has a particularly, vivid imagination. Observing the bearded dude with mirrored glasses on the tram, I could not help but wonder what beverage he was drinking. The possibilities were many and the only […]
Are you sure, Netflix?
We want our imaginary kids to grow up to be well adjusted mockers so we like to put on Sesame Street. Having said that, there’s only so much puppet watching you can watch so we […]
Hurry home Jill Y. I made a salad.
I had a day off work so I decided to cook dinner. The problem with me cooking dinner is that I only know how to cook bacon. Jill Y, being a knower of this, told […]
Whoever said life was easy, wasn’t John Wayne.
Education is important in the teachings of things and stuff. The story of how I got Jill Y to get me a Batman costume is as interesting as the sarcastic thoughts of orange squash but […]
I’m just a jealous guy.
I know I don’t deserve to be with someone as unbelievably fantastic as Jill Y and I’m not usually the jealous type but she never stops going on about that Ryan Gosling dude. I don’t […]
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
Talk about stress. We were out-of-town when Jill Y’s dog accidentally heard the so-called music of Bon Jovi. When we’re at home and this happens, we usually contact Sugartastic Daddy John and he performs an […]