Why the world is in ruins.

I’ve never been accused of being reasonable and I doubt if I ever will. If I were to list all my faults here, it would take you 26 years, 12 weeks and 11 hours to […]

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A Dog that Speaks!

 This is why they’re man’s best friend.

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The parting of the ways of the couple who were once Scurvy Jane and Thirsty Dave.

Nobody wants to know how Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane broke up so I’ll tell you. They were having a romantic night in, watching some high-class poker tournament when words were had. The thirsty one, being […]

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Mrs. Johanson clearly puts Larry in his place with style and grace.

Although the world continues to learn from what I don’t say and don’t do, I might still became a teacher one day. When you’re endowed with the vast, abundance of knowledge that I undoubtedly have, it’s […]

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Thirsty Dave’s First Two Beers

If I didn’t see it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it. Even now that I’ve seen it, I still don’t think I believe it. When Thirsty Dave told us that he was […]

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I notice you didn’t apologize for the so-called music yet.

 I suppose this is a start

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Spot The Difference and Win Absolutely Nothing.

Noel “Gnome Lover” Nolan is not famous around these parts but if there was any justice, he would be. This most dedicated lover of gnomes is not a Bon Jovi fan, not a fan of […]

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