The Teacher
The truth is out there now so I might as well hold my passport up and admit it. I’m not who I claim to be. This is great when applying for jobs that you’re not […]
Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
The Change…
Whoever said you can’t teach an old, thirsty man new tricks, certainly wasn’t a teacher of new tricks. In between bouts of wondering why he’s not drinking, Thirsty Dave has tried to get to grips […]
If the face fits.
One main difference between Bill Y and people is that I get older, not just sometimes but always. As a result of this, it’s just not possible to remember the names of all the singers […]
I think I know what the root cause of my problem is.
Allow me to present a hypothetical situation. If you were attracted to a tree, you may very well think that it’s a fairly unusual attraction to have and of course, you would be right. You […]
Steps to determine the factual content of a statement.
My friends and I are a gullible collective. Because we always choose to see the good in people, we believe what we’re told. As you can imagine, this sometimes creates a problem as we don’t […]
A Reading From The Book of Jovi
Time to peek inside the hidden depths of the mind of Bill Y. When I was littler, I asked Santa for the Millennium Falcon. This is what Santa brought me instead. Now, is it any […]
Bill Y Presents – A Joke That Ends With Prayer.
Before we begin todays proceedings, I don’t want any “I’m blonde and I’ve a PHD in make-up” or “How dare you, my sister is blonde and she’s a guitar technician for Bon Jovi” or “Not […]
Stress Reliever
I think I really scared the new girl in work today and not in a good way. She mentioned that she thought my cell phone was cool. I told her that a phone is merely […]
Portrait of The Hair of The Dog by The Stylist
I’ve never heard the music of Edvard Grieg and I don’t necessarily want to, but that’s neither here nor there and is totally irrelevant to this story. Thinking about it now, I’m not sure why I […]