Attention to detail
A number of years ago, before I was the unwell, unadjusted genius that you fear before you now, I was normal and read books in my sleep, like everyone else. Like any other dude, I’m […]
Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. They’re the one’s who keep having gay babies.
The last time I enjoyed myself was at the “1987 Brussels Convention Abolishing the Legalization of Documents between the member states of the European Communities”. I ripped up as many documents as I could lay […]
Our Friend Chive
If there’s one thing that really bothers me, it’s somebody that hacks into my computer when I can barely understand Cold Fusion Mark-up Language. Our friend Chive came over to babysit last night. The next […]
Clean Living
I’m a strict disciplinarian when it comes to my imaginary son. If there’s anything that I’ve thought him, I’d like to be reminded because I can’t remember it. I know his imaginary mother is into […]
How old are you?
She liked me for my intolerance of drummers and I liked her because she didn’t hate me as much as the rest did. When you meet someone who doesn’t totally detest you, you need to […]
Disney v Internet Porn
Delaney was right to blame Disney for her high expectations of boys. Thanks to Disney, she expected boys to be the male equivalent of Justin Bieber when in reality, there is no male equivalent of […]
As long as the pop stars don’t change, this world is going to be fine.
I’ve always been a dreamer. I’ve always dreamt of a day when it will be possible to go to a place where you can rent a book without paying for it and return the book […]
Be right back.
We all remember what we were doing on the day that I announced to the world that I was starting the world’s first Bon Jovi Unfan Club. Such a happy time in the lives of […]