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Author: Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has worked as a writer and/or producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on “Fallon,” "Maher" “Letterman,” “Conan” and “Last Comic Standing.” His humor pieces have been accepted at American Bystander, McSweeney‘s, The New Yorker, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Santa Fe Writers Project Journal and Humor Times. He has won awards from the National Soc. of Newspaper Columnists, London's Blogger's Bash and Univ. of Dayton's Bombeck Workshop. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

Sanders/Biden 2020: You heard it here first

November 14, 2016 Paul Lander

Sanders/Biden 2020 You heard it here first

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Breaking News: Hillary Beats Trump in Popular Vote

November 13, 2016 Paul Lander

Hillary Clinton won popular vote over Donald Trump. Looks like Trump caught one of those voters in the act.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayDonald Trump, election, Melania Trump, Paul Lander

A Midsummer Night’s Shakespeare with Ryan Gosling

November 12, 2016 Paul Lander

  A Midsummer Night’s Shakespeare with Ryan Gosling by Paul Lander To prove that nothing is outside Ryan Gosling’s range as an actor, just add “Hey, Girl” to a line in Shakespeare and let Gosling […]

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8 Rolling Stone Lyrics Made Age Appropriate

November 10, 2016November 10, 2016 Paul Lander

http://gty.im/458844966   8 Rolling Stone Lyrics Made Age Appropriate by Paul Lander   Just by adding “Oy Vey” to a ‘Rolling Stone’ lyric, the band sounds their actual age: I can’t get no satisfaction, oy […]

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