Holiday Swim
Went to the city pool this weekend. At first, I was alarmed at the amount of chlorine in there. Felt like my retinas were on fire. But then I counted the number of kids around […]
Author: Richard Spall
Post-Rapture
Well, here it is. I must have nodded off for a bit, but I guess I’m assigned to eternal damnation since Jesus must have come down and taken all of the truly righteous. Weird thing […]
Wiping Troubles
Recently, I was finally able to wipe for the first time in months. Luckily, I hadn’t really needed to. But there were a few wet days where the whole situation inconvenienced my wife. It was […]
Autopsy Not Performed on Osama bin Laden
Many are outraged that an autopsy was not performed on Osama bin Laden before he was ceremoniously dumped over the side of the USS Carl Vinson. Without the autopsy, they assert, we cannot say with […]
Bin Laden Was Plotting To Attack U.S. Trains
Data recovered from the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan has turned up evidence that he and his associates were plotting an attack on trains in the United States. Presumably the plot also […]
What Party is For You?
Here is a short quiz that you can use to determine what political party is right for you. Choose the most appropriate answer for each item, total your points, and match it to the scale […]
Ethics, Food, and You
Let’s face it. As a species, relatively speaking, humans pretty much suck. We’re slow, we’re weak, and we’re fragile. A cheetah can run 60 mph. Sure, some guy in the Olympics might run 20 mph. […]
Big Winner
A few years ago, while cruising around the Texas State Fair, we came across a contest which could have potentially secured a new Chevrolet Corvette (which just happens to be my son’s favorite car). I […]