Bert and Ernie: The Pre-Nup
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Same sex marriage is finally the law in this country! And that includes, of course, Sesame Street. Which means? Bert and Ernie can finally tie the knot! As a […]
Author: Roz Warren
Roz Warren, who writes for everyone from The New York Times to The Funny Times, is the author of Our Bodies, Our Shelves: Library Humor and Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library: An Insider's Tales of Library Life, which make terrific gifts for your favorite librarian or other bookish person.
Air Disaster Horoscope
ARIES. Concentrate on financial projects during the first half of the month. On the 15th you will die in a major aviation disaster. TAURUS. You will be sitting on the aisle but you’ll want a […]
Airline Passengers! Is There A Right To Recline?
It’s called the Knee Defender. But I prefer to think of it as the Schmuck Identifier. It was dreamed up by a tall man who was tired of getting his knees slammed whenever the person […]
Don’t Wash, Don’t Tell
My friend Beth asked if I’d walk Butch, her Labradoodle, while she was out of town for a week. Husband Bob would be at work during the day, and Butch was a high energy dog […]
Is This Seat Taken?
A single woman should regard every train ride as an opportunity, I once read in one of those “How to Find A Boyfriend” books. “When boarding the train, don’t take the first available seat,“ the […]
Would You Ask A Librarian For A Lap Dance?
In the 15 years that I’ve worked at my local public library, I’ve learned that we librarians do plenty of things for our patrons that aren’t in our job descriptions. After a patron asked me […]
Is That A Banana In the Book Drop… Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Life holds plenty of surprises, especially when you work at a public library. Last week, for instance, we found a banana in the book drop. Naturally, I logged onto my favorite librarian Facebook group to […]
Thanks for Flying Tightwad Airlines!
Tightwad appreciates your help in keeping us from bankruptcy by paying extra to sit in an aisle seat or to actually travel with luggage. While waiting to board your flight today, please study this menu […]
Advice For Aspiring Writers
Published writers will tell you that the most important thing you can do as a beginning writer is to know your markets! So this month, we’ll talk about two of the markets open to you […]
Chop Your Own Firewood and Learn To Juggle: Advice I’m Going To Ignore From “Life’s Little Instruction Book.”
“Life’s Little Instruction Book,” first published in 1991 as a collection of advice from H. Jackson Brown, Jr. to his college-bound son, has sold millions of copies, been translated into 35 languages, and inspired calendars, […]