Puzzled by Dental/Assistant Banter? Silliman Helps
Are many of you still perplexed by the vocal exchanges the dentist and his or her assistant has while hovering over your face like a pair of UFOs? Well, then, happy days to you, kiddos, […]
Author: Stan Silliman
Sports writer for 13 years, my Bleacher Report articles in USA Today, LA Times, Forbes, Dallas Morning News. Seven books, 6000 jokes, 860 columns written. Also very active on a website called Kwipster.
I've writtens for comics and cartoonists. Samples of some of my cartoon/humor books can be seen at www.comedyempirepress.com
I'm also a comedian with regular appearances in New York, Dallas, Austin, Oklahoma City and Las Vegas. If I ever get on cruise ships, I'll let you know.
Musing on Manziel’s 30 Minute Suspension
MUSING ON MANZIEL’S 30 MINUTE SUSPENSION Sometimes the Comedy Gods are looking out for you. Writer’s block? Not when Johnny Football has a Magic Marker. Writer’s cramp? Sure, yeah, Manziel couldn’t have played the first […]
Tom Denniss Close to Circumnavigating
TOM DENNISS CLOSE TO CIRCUMNAVIGATING To heck with Carmen Sandiego, where in the world is Tom Denniss? If you’re keeping up with your tomsnextstep.com and his Tom Tracker, you’ll know he’s back in Australia, just […]
Avoid Vegas During Mime Time
Here’s some advice: Don’t ever go to Las Vegas during a Mime Convention. Trust me. You won’t have a good time. Picture yourself at a blackjack table, preparing to double down while the guy at […]
Ben Affleck as Batman: Get Over It, Comic Books Nerds
Libby Crews tweets: “Y’all think George Clooney can give Ben Affleck tips on how to suck at Batman?” Alex Beck adds “Affleck is the next Batman? I hope the villain in that movie wins.” Kevin […]
Maria to Become Sugarpova
That’s right, our favorite Russian tennis hottie is changing her name to promote her new Bond movie from Sharapova to Sugarpova. We still think pairing her up with 5’8″ Daniel Craig will be a hoot […]
Bill “Spaceman” Lee, Age 66, Played all 9 Postions Last Night
More geezer news, folks. My specialty. 66 year-old former major league ballplayer/hippie has done it again. Bill “Spaceman” Lee played a minor league game, all nine positions, for the San Rafael Pacifics in California. With […]
Bradley/Chelsea Manning? Here are the Jokes
Normally I would save this for the stage but since I like you guys so much, you get to see it here first. Since Bradley grew up a few miles down the road from where […]
Wilt’s Birthday: 20,000 Women Remember
August 21st was Wilt Chamberlain’s birthday. The late Wilt was famous for two things – lots of baskets and lots of women. In the story below, we mesh both in memory of one of Wilt’s […]
Chris Hansen Caught in Arena Scandal
A guy named Chris Hansen has been tagged as a predator. Ironic, it seems… and perfect for Silliman on Sports to do a send up. Enjoy: Chris Hansen Caught In Arena Scandal S.O.S: Chris, […]