Evander-Iron Mike Together? Here’s an Earfull.
See that picture. Mike Tyson is helping Evander Holyfield promote his new “Real Deal” Bar B Q sauce. Whoa!? You want to pick yourself off the chair like I did? Where’s the restraining […]
Author: Stan Silliman
Sports writer for 13 years, my Bleacher Report articles in USA Today, LA Times, Forbes, Dallas Morning News. Seven books, 6000 jokes, 860 columns written. Also very active on a website called Kwipster.
I've writtens for comics and cartoonists. Samples of some of my cartoon/humor books can be seen at www.comedyempirepress.com
I'm also a comedian with regular appearances in New York, Dallas, Austin, Oklahoma City and Las Vegas. If I ever get on cruise ships, I'll let you know.
Nick Saban Denies Texas Rumors… Oddly
It has been rumored Nick Saban might be a candidate for a possible Texas University opening. Bolstered by the fact a Texas regent member sent an agent to meet with Saban. Pictured above Saban is […]
Mike Leach Loves “Talk Like a Pirate Day”
Aye, matey, today is that special day and a football coach at Washington State is especially thrilled. Mike “Blackbeard” Leach is the most piratey of all pirately football coaches and even though he lives hundreds […]
Manziel Gets Neuheiseled
When a sweater-wearing, former-coach turned football commentator strums a tribute song on his guitar, that’s called getting Neuheiseled. I know that sounds painful but believe me, it’s not nearly as bad as getting the Old […]
Friday the 13th in Sports
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman FRIDAY THE 13TH IN SPORTS Pararkevidekatriaphobia. Okay, folks, the longest word in Silliman on Sports history. A combination of three Greek words – paraskevi means “Friday”, dekatria means “Thirteen” […]
Fluker Questions Frazzels Saban
Nick Saban wanted reporters to ask about Johnny Manziel. Instead they kept bringing up a former lineman, D.J. Fluker, who was said to have accepted agent payments while at Alabama. Saban cut short the press […]
Penis Biting Hooker Says “Sorry.”
PENIS BITING HOOKER SAYS “SORRY” Anthony Watts, Australian Rugby player, denies he went Mike Tyson on another player’s penis during a match between Tugun and Bilambil but if he did, he apologizes. I’m not making […]
Subversive Cheerleading
SUBVERSIVE CHEERLEADING SQUAD It’s football season: games, cheers, cheerleaders. I mention to the teen, even though she didn’t make the cheerleading squad, maybe she should try out for the Subversives. My suggestion was met with […]
Moderate Max Mollifies My Musings About Elvis
The anniversary of Elvis’s death is a week off but my former neighbor Crazy Lyle has insisted for years Elvis isn’t really dead. But then, who is buried in his grave? When burdened with such […]
Desperately Seeking Shade
Did you ever have a philosophy that became all-consuming? My wife does – one requirement dictating her every move: “Park in the Shade.” She can awake, start the day to the agony of a clanking […]