Author: Stephanie Queen
I'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.
Poopular Vote
A new study conducted in Scotland found that birds like to poop on red cars the most. I’m hoping this pooping preference might expand to the “red” states come election time. A lot of falling […]
The Real Performers of Cirque Du Soleil
The California Border Patrol expressed remorse over allegations that two of their agents engaged in oral sex during a Cirque Du Soleil performance. Arrested for their actions,the pair might also be held responsible for a […]
Digging for the Facts
Frank Cady, who was famous for his role of Sam Drucker on Green Acres and Petticoat Junction, has passed away. He was 96. The Huffington Post reports that a cause of death was not released. […]
When Parents Suck
Levi Johnston is planning on selling information and pictures of his new baby who he will name “Breeze Beretta” (after the gun, of course) to media outlets. The ex-boyfriend of Bristol Palin hopes that the […]
One Million Mistakes
First, they went after JC Penney for adopting Ellen DeGeneres as their spokesperson. Now, One Million Moms, a conservative “family values” group who equates homosexuality with sin, is ready to fight JC Penney again, for […]
Drive Thru Anger at Taco Bell
An Ohio man rammed his car into a Taco Bell because the fast food employees did not give him the taco he ordered at the drive thru. How sad that this man was driven to […]
Electrified Preacher
Reverend Charles Worley of North Carolina has decided that the only way to do away with Gays and Lesbians is to “Build a great, big, large fence — 150 or 100 mile long — put […]
Tanning Mom Reality Series?
It seems that the people who bring us reality TV might have a new star in their sites. Yes, the Tanning Mom, Patricia Krentcil, has reportedly been named a person of interest for an upcoming […]
A New Disney World?
In an effort to embrace Orlando, Florida’s new designation as the top adult entertainment city in the United States, Disney announced that it is producing three new movies this year: Snow White Does the Seven […]