How to Handle Hot Water Thieves
They come into your house – or maybe they live in your house – and they steal ALL of your hot water. Or maybe YOU are a hot water thief. If so, SHAME ON YOU! […]
Author: Theresa Wiza
Theresa Wiza believes herself to be creative, innovative, imaginative, and inspirational. She is a writer, blogger, screenwriter, crocheter, jewelry maker, mother, grandmother, and friend. Though she is sometimes delusional, she has moments of sanity and believes that, in the words of the angel who spoke them to her, "The world is moving to a magical place." Please join her in her fantasy world.
Driving With My Mom – How My Mom Drove Me Crazy
We were kids on our way down the street with our mother. Our car was a fossil. We could see the road beneath our feet and had to be careful not to fall through the […]
Flying Feces – Another Reason to Keep the Toilet Lid Down
I don’t know why I watch The Doctors. They have so many disgusting segments on their show, accompanied by lots of warnings, like, “What you are about to see will cause you to projectile vomit.” […]
The Day I Put The Toy Box Together
My friend, Katherine, and I were discussing our husbands whom we later divorced. “I don’t know why he just won’t put that stupid toy box together,” I moaned. “Why do I have to always be […]
Never Ask a Child a Question Unless You Want an Honest Answer
As five of my grandchildren and I were discussing age, it didn’t take long for everybody in the room to figure out that I was the oldest one there, so when one of my grandsons […]
Sometimes I Can’t Get My Clothes Off Fast Enough
It’s Getting Hot In Here My pulse rises, my breath becomes short, beads of sweat appear on my brow, and in a frenzy, I start tearing away layers of clothing. I’m practically out of breath […]
The Day I Almost Killed An Entire Family
The dark night and black roads were scary enough, but when I was given “directions” to turn at the red barn and continue until I saw a yellow house with a thatched roof, I knew […]
Want to Be a Driver’s Ed Teacher? – NO THANK YOU!
In my Sophomore year of high school, I, along with every other 15-year-old I knew, took Driver’s Ed. The class itself was easy. The driving, on the other hand – well, that’s the story you […]
Weird Boyfriends
I’m sure we’ve all had our share of weird boyfriends – or even weird girlfriends for that matter – but if you look back through your dating life, you might find at least one that […]
We Are All Orgasms Revisited
Originally Published on Theresa Wiza’s wordpress Blog If you think the title is a typo and that I meant to write, “organisms,” you would be wrong. Look around. What do you see roaming the planet? […]