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Tim Jones is a humor writer based in Seattle and the one person to blame for the humor blog View from the Bleachers. Tim ponders important issues like “are all teenage daughters evil?” and “why does Montana hate me?” and “can your dishwasher destroy your marriage?” Tim’s not afraid to tackle controversial issues. He was the first techno-religion expert to conduct a side-by-side comparison of the iPad and Jesus Christ. From Politics to Parenting to Pop culture, if the subject begins with the letter P, Tim has something profoundly uninformed to say about it.

Trump Officials Clarify What Constitutes an Act of Domestic Terrorism

January 14, 2026 Tim Jones

Washington, D.C. — In an effort to reduce confusion, panic, and accidental freedom, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller held a joint press conference today to clarify […]

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2 CommentsPoliticsauthoritarianism, domestic terrorism, ice, Kristi Noem, politics, Renee Good, Stephen Miller, Trump

My New Year’s Resolutions – According to AI

January 1, 2026January 1, 2026 Tim Jones

I have always struggled to come up with meaningful yet achievable New Year’s resolutions. Mostly because I tend to aim for “dramatic life transformation” and end up achieving “naps with good intentions.” I usually set […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylegoal setting, health and fitness, making goals, new years resolutions

The Most Hated Font

December 9, 2025December 6, 2025 Tim Jones

As someone who pretends to be a writer (translation: I have a laptop and opinions), I take the craft seriously. I’ve studied the greats: Hemingway, Twain, and the guy who writes the fortunes inside fortune […]

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1 CommentEveryday LifeComic Sans, fonts, typefaces, writing

How Many More Cats Should You Adopt?

November 18, 2025November 15, 2025 Tim Jones

As someone who’s lived with cats throughout my entire marriage (my wife required me to insert “and our cats” into my wedding vows), I often have people come up to me asking questions like, “Dude, […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecat ownership, cats, funny cat story, how many cats is ideal, number of cats to adopt, pets

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PUBLISH THIS IMAGE

November 4, 2025November 26, 2025 Tim Jones

It all started with this picture above (not THIS exact photo, but one very much like it). For my VFTB articles and videos, I grab photos from Google Images. Over the years, between my articles […]

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Technology, Uncategorizedcopyrights, image rights, lawsuits, publishing, threat letters

How to Shed Pounds Quickly Without Really Trying

October 22, 2025 Tim Jones

As an expert on most things, I find people are constantly approaching me asking all sorts of questions like, “Why is it that cats always land on their feet?” and “Which is better, cake or […]

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Everyday Lifedieting, food poisoning, Travel, Vacation, weight loss, weight loss program

War Games

September 23, 2025September 20, 2025 Tim Jones

[Editor’s Note: Sometimes Tim Jones comes up with rather hairbrained ideas for articles. This is one of those situations. Recently, Tim had a bizarre dream in which the naval commanders of the American fleet and […]

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Trump Announces More Federal Agency Name Changes

September 6, 2025September 8, 2025 Tim Jones

BREAKING NEWS: Trump Unveils Bold Plan to Rename Federal Agencies (Because “Defense” and “Education” Sound Too Boring) By Tim Jones – View from the Bleachers Washington Bureau WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unprecedented announcement that […]

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PoliticsCan Trump rename a federal agency, new federal agency names, Trump, Trump Executive Orders, Trump renames Department of Defense

Don’t Worry – Artificial Intelligence Has Everything Under Control

September 2, 2025August 30, 2025 Tim Jones

These days, everywhere you turn, people are panicking about Artificial Intelligence (AI). Pundits warn that robots will replace workers, machines will take over the economy, and before long we’ll all be wearing silver jumpsuits and […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, LifestyleAI, artificial intelligence, computers, Dangers of AI

The Heartbreak of Time Blindness

August 19, 2025August 17, 2025 Tim Jones

It seems like every month, we learn about a new mental health dysfunction. For example, I’ll bet you’ve never heard of Globophobia. This diagnosis, first issued in 2013, is the irrational fear of balloons. Then […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylemental disorders, people who are late, time awareness, time blind, time blindness, time management

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