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Author: Tim Jones

Tim Jones is a humor writer based in Seattle and the one person to blame for the humor blog View from the Bleachers. Tim ponders important issues like “are all teenage daughters evil?” and “why does Montana hate me?” and “can your dishwasher destroy your marriage?” Tim’s not afraid to tackle controversial issues. He was the first techno-religion expert to conduct a side-by-side comparison of the iPad and Jesus Christ. From Politics to Parenting to Pop culture, if the subject begins with the letter P, Tim has something profoundly uninformed to say about it.

How to Vacation in the Amazon and Live to Tell About It

January 10, 2023January 8, 2023 Tim Jones

When I say the word “Amazon,” what is the first thing that comes to mind? Okay, I figured you’d probably say Amazon.com, the giant online retailer. But believe it or not, there is another Amazon […]

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Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleadventure travel, Amazon rainforest, jungle, Travel

Unattainable New Year’s Resolutions: A Guide to Setting Impossible Goals You’ll Never Achieve

January 2, 2023December 31, 2023 Tim Jones

Ah, the dawn of a new year, a time when gyms are filled to capacity with resolution-makers who, let’s be honest, will probably give up on their newfound commitment to fitness faster than you can […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestylegoal setting, how to stick to your new year's resolutions, new years resolutions, why new years resolutions fail

I HATE SNAKES!

November 15, 2022November 12, 2022 Tim Jones

My namesake (and second cousin on my dad’s side) Indiana Jones and I share several attributes in common: We both have a fascination with ancient mythology; in the end we both ended up with a […]

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Everyday Lifefear of snakes, snake phobia, snakes

Trump Exposes Obama’s Long History of Scandals

September 27, 2022September 25, 2022 Tim Jones

[Author’s note for the humor-impaired: This is political satire. It is not an actual letter from Trump. I can’t believe I need to include this disclaimer. Geez. – TEJ] This is your 45th President, Donald […]

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1 CommentPoliticsObama, Trump, Trump corruption, Trump scandals, Trump vs. Obama

What You Should Know About Pickleball, America’s Favorite Sport

September 20, 2022September 17, 2022 Tim Jones

By now, unless you’re living in a cave somewhere in the steppes of Mongolia, you’ve no doubt heard about the fastest growing sport in North America: Pickleball. And if by some odd circumstance you ARE […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Sportspickleball, recreation, rules of pickleball, sports

Put Down Your Dumbbell – Exercise Your Smart Bell Instead

August 30, 2022August 28, 2022 Tim Jones

Ever since I was young, competing to earn a spot on my high school’s freshman track team, I have regularly exercised. So much so that when I was 35, I even competed in the New […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestylebrain power, exercise, fitness, muscle tone, working out

Stuck in an Endless Tech Support Loop

August 16, 2022August 13, 2022 Tim Jones

[The following is a true story, with no exaggeration, of the time I spent over five hours trying to get help from a tech support representative. – TEJ]  I had completed what I hoped was […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Fun, Technologycomputer problems, customer service, tech support, waiting on hold

Thank You For Your Suggestion

August 2, 2022July 29, 2022 Tim Jones

I’ve been a humor writer for 13 years – a source of unceasing embarrassment for my wife and daughters. Over the years, I’ve routinely received suggestions for what readers think would be a funny article […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Funcreative process, humor writing, ideas from readers

THE GREAT PHONINI – The World’s Greatest Telephone Magician

July 19, 2022July 16, 2022 Tim Jones

[The telephone rings] RRRRRINNGGG! RRRRRINNGGG!    Guy answering his phone: “Hello?” Telephone Announcer: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING THE WORLD’S GREATEST TELEPHONE MAGICIAN. And now, for your listening amusement and AMAZEMENT, it’s the one, the only, […]

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Apparently My Wife Doesn’t Like It When I Kiss Other Women

July 5, 2022July 1, 2022 Tim Jones

Sometimes I can disappoint my wife and, without intending to, hurt her feelings. For example, recently she was telling me something about something – not really sure what her point was. I was watching a […]

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Lifestyle, Relationshipslove, love affairs, marriage, relationships, romance

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