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The secret to maintaining your New Year’s Resolutions…

January 12, 2016
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… is never to make any, of course. I mean, seriously. Just look at my track record over the past twenty years. It’s January 2016 – a new year and another chance to wipe the…

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Announcing My Candidacy for President of the United States

January 5, 2016
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I am Tim Jones – a professional humor writer and story-teller. For months now I’ve been watching all of the presidential debates, and I’ve heard some pretty incredible promises by the 16 serious candidates running…

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The Real Meaning of Christmas – Decorations

December 15, 2015
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When it comes to the real meaning of Christmas, nothing says I love Jesus more than a giant 6’ inflatable Costco Santa Claus snow globe on your front lawn. And let’s face it, next to…

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How to Help Your Child With Their Science Fair Project

December 8, 2015
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If you have kids, then by the time they reach middle school, it’s a certainty they’ll turn to their parents for help with their science fair project. In our family, they naturally turned to me…

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My Trip to the Dentist

December 1, 2015
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I hate going to the dentist – the sound of a dentist’s drill carving up my tooth and that painful Novocain needle. And that’s what I’m about to endure today. I am going to dread…

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Have You Heard About Dyzastra?

November 24, 2015
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17Have you been feeling sluggish lately? Why not try Dyzastra? (“Di-ZAH-Struh”) Do you have a spare tire around your middle that you’d like to get rid of? How about trying Dyzastra? Stomach pain, the common…

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Forget about Low-Impact Aerobics. Try the latest fitness craze: No-Impact Yoga

November 17, 2015
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In my younger years, I used to jog five miles a day, do 50 sit-ups each morning, and row 15 miles to work. I was a nationally recognized fitness expert and author of the best…

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The Secret to Decoding a Job Description

November 10, 2015
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I don’t like to brag, but in the past year alone, I’ve submitted my resume to more than 500 employers, all of whom had one thing in common: they all shredded my resume after deciding…

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Warning signs you may be experiencing Kronic Incessant Disorder Syndrome (KIDS)

November 3, 2015
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Over the past 50 years, throughout North America there has been an explosion of reported cases of Kronic Incessant Disorder Syndrome (better known by its acronym, KIDS). No socio-demographic group has been spared by this…

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I love you daddy, but not enough to give you my Snickers bar

October 27, 2015
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It was a dark and stormy Halloween night. My two young daughters, Rachel and Emmy, could not wait to get started. Earlier that week I’d spent an evening helping them come up with their costumes.…

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