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Some of the stand up comics on the site have agreed to post jokes.

Negative People

June 16, 2011June 16, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

Negative people are like vampires. They will just suck every last bit of  life out of you.    

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, negativity, Vampires

Fear

June 15, 2011June 17, 2011 Del Stewart

FDR: All we have to fear is fear itself. And Hitler. Stalin. Tojo. Eleanor when she’s pissed off. You don’t want that. http://wcti.us/0013

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayFDR, Fear, history, humor, Stalin, Tojo, Tweets from history

Rush Limbaugh

June 15, 2011June 15, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Hold the presses, I just found out that Rush Limbaugh is not a satirical character, but a real person. WTF?

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Retirement

June 15, 2011June 15, 2011 Kevin Woolery

I used to dream that if I worked hard, and saved enough money, I could retire early. Now, I just dream that I won’t kill myself by Saturday.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, living, retirement, savings

Twitter

June 14, 2011June 14, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

The “Real” Jesus Christ followed me, de-followed me and followed me again on Twitter. I don’t know if I should be flattered or just really worried.

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8 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayJesus Christ, twitter

Curing Stupidity

June 14, 2011June 14, 2011 Narinder Singh

Andrew Weiner wants leave for treatment. Not even shock therapy can cure stupidity.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayAndrew Weiner, politics

Meteorite

June 14, 2011June 14, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Yesterday, a heart-shaped meteorite crashed through my roof and burned my house. Heart-shaped? Sounds like proof that God loves me! Suck it, atheists!

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayatheists, hearts, humor, religion

Hipster Smell

June 13, 2011June 13, 2011 Kevin Woolery

My girlfriend wants me to change, but she doesn’t understand that to get that hipster smell, I have to wear the same clothes for a week.

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Facebook Adds Facial Recognition…

June 12, 2011June 12, 2011 Joseph Boxer

…this is going to make stalking SO much easier. Now all I have to do is quick-snap a photo of that hot barista or the equally attractive patrons, add it to my Mobile Uploads folder, […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Technology

Heroin Addicts

June 11, 2011June 11, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Heroin addicts aren’t good for much, but they’re the ones to ask if you want to find a needle in a haystack.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayaddicts, haystack, heroin, humor, needles

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