An Interview with Sisyphus: The Man and the Myth
BS: Sisyphus declined the invitation to come sit in our posh HumorOutcasts studio for this interview, so we met with him on a steep hill in Tartarus while he stayed vigorously engaged in his usual […]
Category: Fiction
Do You Need a Professional Tax Bisexual?
Oh and dont let me tell u about TAXES! Did you know that it is NOT a law that you HAVE TO PAY TAXES? Wow..hold up..droppin 2 much knowledge.” Twitter tweet from “professional bisexual” […]
Taking Walmart to a Higher Level
Restrooms in a Muncie, Indiana Walmart have been shut down because an employee discovered an active Meth lab inside. It seems the one and only observant Walmart employee found the illicit drug lab after he […]
Where The Utterly Fearless Test Their Mettle
When people learn that I once taught driver education to teenagers, they usually ask some variant of the question “Did you ever come close to dying?” I ignore the one terrifying instance where a student […]
A brief history of the Apology
Apologizing is as old as mankind. The very first recorded apology took place in the Garden of Eden, when Eve apologized to Adam for goading him into taking a bite out of the apple. An […]
A Poem on the Feast of St. Gertrude, Patron Saint of Cats
(Upon the poet learning that his cats had chased off a pack of coyotes) You wish for assistance? No, my cousin Okie. If we die, it is our master’s loss, But if we live, the […]
Happy is as happy does
To borrow from the old maxim “pretty is as pretty does,” “happy is as happy does.” It’s something my dear departed mother would have said in a fit of pique and usually when I was […]
Guys, It’s Time To Take Control Of The Narrative
Two drunken Secret Service agents recently crashed their car into a White House barricade following a retirement party for a fellow employee. It’s funny how a retirement party honoring one person often leads to more […]