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Category: Everyday Life

Purpose of Church

April 30, 2011April 30, 2011 Eric Hetvile

What is the purpose of Church anyway? Does going to church create any positive impact upon the world? To show God that you have at least one set of nice clothes? Couldn’t God just take […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Lifecharity, church, community, funny, humor, sacrifice, services, Sunday

Hot Wax and Hurt Feelings Do not Mix

April 29, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Believe it or not, sometimes I get into quiet moods when I do not like to talk. I know — it is hard to believe – right?  However, every once in a while it happens. […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyledentist, funny, humor, politics, wax

Hey man! Where’d you learn to drive?

April 28, 2011April 28, 2011 lbwoodgate

How many times have you wondered if some people got their license out of a cracker jack box?   I’ve read that auto insurance rates are sure to increase in the coming months.  The people […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebad drivers, crazy auto drivers, high car insurance rates

How to Peel an Orange

April 28, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Orange, one of a handful of words that has no perfect rhyme equivalency is an extraordinary fruit. It has a delicious sweet pulp inside with a thick bitter outer layer of skin. The orange is […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleorange, orange growers, orange juice, peels

Does my Bank Think I am an Armed Robber?

April 27, 2011January 3, 2012 Stephanie Queen

My bank has a sign: “Please remove glasses, hats, hooded sweatshirts, and anything else that might aid in disguising yourself to our tellers before entering the premises.” Doesn’t it seem a bit paranoid that the […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebank robbery, humor, security guard, SWAT team, trust, walmart greeter

My Take on Social Media

April 27, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Social media to me is an amazing phenomenon. I admit when it first arrived on the scene, I thought it was a fad that would fade.  I never thought people could have meaningful connections via […]

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14 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefacebook, follows, friends, funny, humor, social media, twitter

The Man In My Sister’s Bed

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Theresa Wiza

Cindy, my little sister, was around four years old – I was about five and a half – when with voice quivering, she begged me to join her in her bed. A frantic whisper spread […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Lifefears, imaginary friends, siblings, sisters

To iPhone or not to iPhone? That is the question

April 26, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My daughter is considering getting an iPhone. She has a Blackberry but alas, the Blackberry does not have the apps for the games she likes to play. To satisfy her game hunger, she has been […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, RelationshipsBlackberry, computers, Einstein, engineers, humor, Iphones, smart phones

Tips on Do-it-Yourself Funerals

April 26, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Somehow, I got on a funeral list. I am not talking about a specific funeral, but trends that go on in the funeral industry. My first thought as to why I get the funeral updates […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbudgets, caskets, cremation, dry ice, economy, funerals, humor, makeup, transportation

Women and the Art of Parallel Parking

April 25, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Hello, I’m David Attenborough. Well, not really it’s me Deb but I thought this article would be better read in the narrative voice of Mr. Attenborough. Welcome to my show, “Exploring the Unexplored and Nonsensical.” […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleparallel parking, parking, women parking, women's issues

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