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Category: Everyday Life

The Deli Wars

April 18, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Usually, when I do my “big” shopping, I ask my husband to come along so we can split up the list and get out of the supermarket as quickly as possible.  Our first stop was […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleanger, cheese, customer service, Delis, humor, senior citizens

Coping with CRAFT Disease

April 17, 2011August 27, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

As a chronic sufferer of CRAFT disease I can honestly say that it has not been an easy adjustment. At the age forty-five I began developing mild symptoms however by fifty the symptoms worsened. My […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylecraft, disease, funny, humor, medical humor, stories

The Day Jane Fell Out of Her Chair

April 17, 2011April 17, 2011 Pattie Byrd

My friend, Jane, walked into the doctor’s office.  When the doctor walked in, he greeted his old friend, “Hello, Jane.  How are you doing today?” “Well, I’ve been better,” Jane said. “What’s wrong?  I noticed […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylechairs, doctors, funny stories, furniture, humor, jokes, medical, medical humor

Wilderness Training 101: Stay in a Hotel

April 17, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My daughter’s boyfriend is an outdoorsman, and this is funny because my daughter is not the woodsy type. His idea of roughing it is sleeping in the woods without a tent; her idea of roughing […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebugs, camping, Dual Survival, funny, hotels, humor, outdoors, room service, wilderness

How your body improves with Age!

April 17, 2011April 17, 2011 Mike Oberg

I now have over six decades in this body under my belt. (It gets harder and harder to keep it all under the belt!) In that time, I have learned a few things about body […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Lifeaging, Body changes, humor

Rant is the New Rage: Plastic Flowers in Gardens

April 15, 2011December 27, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

As an avid gardener I love to go out in my gardens and feel the hot sun on my cheeks, (that’s my face cheeks you perverts) and the soft garden soil beneath my feet.  I take […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifeanger, deb martin-webster, rage, ranting

Old Friends and New Boobs

April 15, 2011May 15, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I had this freckle.  Now, I am a fair-skinned person, so I have a ton of freckles, but this one was different. I would never have known it was different if a friend of mine […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleaging, breast implants, friends, humor, plastic surgery

Fur Flies at the Sonic Drive-In

April 12, 2011June 8, 2014 Donna Cavanagh
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http://gty.im/141632837 This morning, there seemed to be one crisis after another. I ran out of creamer for my coffee, one of my editors needed to vent at me about another writer, and I had a […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyledogs, food, funny, humor, pets, Sonic

What A Man Can Expect at the Doctor’s Office When He Turns 40

April 12, 2011April 12, 2011 Richard Spall

So there I was nearly one year ago, being discharged from the doctor’s office. “Do you like early appointments?” “Sure” “Is February 14th of next year at 8:00am OK?” (Yes, I did at this moment […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life

The Plight of the Non-Essential Government Worker

April 8, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

So, here we are in the middle of a budget war. At this point, even if Congress get its act together and agrees on a budget and avoids a long-standing federal government shut down, it […]

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