I’m not a professional or an amateur decipherer of numbers, letters or symbols but the power of Bad Bunny compels me so I’m gonna say ! = a…
54321: Five Rejected Peanuts Specials
Five Rejected Peanuts Special. Good Grief doesn’t even cover it! Written by: Paul Lander & Matthew Clark Created by: Paul Lander & Matthew Clark Executive Produced by: Also us, because no one else would stop us […]
ASPCA Will Establish Shelters Nationwide for Homeless Robot Dogs
In a decision that took the animal-rights community by surprise on Friday, the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) announced that it will build approximately 250 facilities across the country to provide shelter […]
NFL Adds Two Appeals Courts to Lengthen Super Bowl Broadcast
SANTA CLARA, Ca. Tomorrow’s Super Bowl LX, or “60” as it is known outside the Roman Empire, will be the longest football game of the current season, but for officials of the NBC Television Network, […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/6/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Matt Damon, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Save the Papers!
Print publications, as you are surely aware, are in big trouble. Yesterday The Washington Post laid off one-third of its news staff, leading to sentence fragments such as “Crypto-fascist President Donald Trump today . . […]
