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May 11, 2011 James Schlarmann

Have you ever wondered where all the kind and generous people have gone to? It seems like everyone now is out there to screw you in some way, shape or form. And while I’m all […]

16 CommentsFiction, Writerscomedy, fiction, funny, humor, The Nice Planet

A Day in the Life of a Chocolate Frosting Addict

May 11, 2011May 22, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Well, it’s happened again.  I gave into my temptation. It is my own fault. I baked the cake, and I insisted on using two different colored frostings – yes, they were Betty Crocker canned frostings, […]

25 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleaddiction, Betty Crocker, chocolate frosting, humor, interviews, Lindsay Lohan, rehab, root canal, writers

Why We Moderate Comments

May 10, 2011May 18, 2011 admin

There is a trend on sites to leave comments that seem complimentary or concerned about something but their only intent is to get a reader to  click on a URL they have linked in the […]

6 CommentsAdmin Page

Wiping Troubles

May 10, 2011May 18, 2011 Richard Spall

Recently, I was finally able to wipe for the first time in months. Luckily, I hadn’t really needed to. But there were a few wet days where the whole situation inconvenienced my wife. It was […]

5 CommentsLifestyle

Stressed out? Not When I Have my Hedge Clippers

May 10, 2011May 20, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

This was a week of stress. I admit that I did it to myself. I started to think about work stuff and family stuff and then I couldn’t sleep, and then I got more stressed […]

10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleanxiety, gardening, hedge clippers, humor, Jack Daniels, stress, trimmers

How the West Was Really Won

May 9, 2011 Kathy Minicozzi

The settling and taming of the American West has aroused the collective imagination of people all over the world, who have seen it as a place of adventure and romance.  Of course, that depends on […]

11 CommentsFiction

Blackberry and Kindle and iPod – Oh My!

May 9, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I had a high tech weekend. As a combination Mother’s Day and birthday gift, my family gave me a Kindle–which I have been dying for–and an iPOD, so I don’t  have to sing to myself […]

8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbirthdays, Blackberry Torch, family, humor, iPhone, iPod, kindle

More Context

May 9, 2011May 9, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I hear the word “miracle” quite a lot. I don’t think the word is ever used correctly. Here’s what the dictionary says that “miracle” means: “A surprising and welcome event that is not explicable by […]

7 CommentsWords to Think Upon

How to Avoid Ghosts and Other Paranormal Fun

May 7, 2011May 11, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Last night while flipping through the channels, I came upon the show, Celebrity Ghost Stories. I have to say Hollywood’s stars have some pretty creepy experiences to share. During this episode, I watched Christopher Knight, […]

18 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecelebrities, demons, funeral parlors, funny, ghosts, hauntings, humor, Satan

My Perfect Mother’s Day

May 6, 2011October 1, 2017 Maria Roth

(You Pick the Ending!) Mother’s Day; Sunday, May 8, 2011, 10:23 a.m. I wake up. My alarm didn’t go off and my daughter didn’t yell in my ear to wake me up. No, for once, […]

9 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean FunMother's Day, mother's day humor

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