The Place to Take a Humor Break
Thirsty Dave read the note and his whole world disappeared before his blood-shot eyes. Ever since it was biologically possible, his sole ambition in life was to become a sperm donor. Each night and sometimes […]
We don’t have time for television so we gave the TV to a charity shop. My time is pretty much taken up with Bon Jovi hating, trying to figure out how magnets work and reading […]
The homeless man had no home. Because of this, a chain of events were put in motion that could only have one outcome. At a particular, precise moment; Thirsty Dave wasn’t to know that he […]
I walked into the office and was immediately escorted off the premises by 2 guys that I have known for the last 13 years. To make matters worse, I was the best man at one […]
My parents were never accused of being conventional despite their names ‘Al The Conventional’ and ‘Conventional Mary’. Al and Mary always listened to Frank Zappa, watched the films of Alejandro Jodorowsky and dressed me in […]
She was a typical teenager and worried about typical teenager things like the 1877 Satsuma Rebellion, Multiple Hereditary Exostoses and the rotor of a three-phase alternator. She often pondered the big questions and sometimes the […]
She was a teenage pop star; all young and massively confused. She heard about Fight Club and the 1st rule of Fight Club. Because of the 1st rule of Fight Club, she never talked about […]
Being drunk is as much a national past-time as it is an Olympic event but aside from procreation, who here among us can claim to do have done anything productive while drunk? This is something […]
Have you ever faced failure? Have you ever fallen off the bike and got back in the saddle, only to run into a brick wall made of bricks and desolation? Have you ever stared down […]
If you were to foolishly ask me to tell you what the future holds, I would gladly tell you what the future holds and I would pull no punches for I am a lot of […]