Tag: Bill Y
I have an axe to grind.
I can regularly be seen, carrying my axe as I chop up words that Bon Jovi use in their lyrics. I guess, I have this notion that if I chop up the words that Bon […]
Not A Beer aka The First Sighting of The Man Who Would Later Become Known as Thirsty Dave.
Bill Y has a particularly, vivid imagination. Observing the bearded dude with mirrored glasses on the tram, I could not help but wonder what beverage he was drinking. The possibilities were many and the only […]
Are you sure, Netflix?
We want our imaginary kids to grow up to be well adjusted mockers so we like to put on Sesame Street. Having said that, there’s only so much puppet watching you can watch so we […]
Whoever said life was easy, wasn’t John Wayne.
Education is important in the teachings of things and stuff. The story of how I got Jill Y to get me a Batman costume is as interesting as the sarcastic thoughts of orange squash but […]
Percussive Repercussions.
I stand by my actions and insist I did no wrong. When Jill Y sends me to the store, she knows she has to be specific when telling me what to get. I got everything […]
Inspired by Actual Events – Maybe.
And so it came to pass, that Jill Y asked me to think about something. She gave me three choices: 1) Rivers of Jammu and Kashmir. 2) Toblerone. 9) Thirsty Dave’s facial expressions when he […]