This could possibly be the best thing I or anyone else has ever done
The time to hold my head up high is now. I know there are many among you who think that I should hang my head in shame but that’s not going to happen. If you […]
The time to hold my head up high is now. I know there are many among you who think that I should hang my head in shame but that’s not going to happen. If you […]
We’ve all been there. You wake up on Christmas morning and open your presents, only to realize that there are no batteries included or the McDonald’s voucher has already expired. I probably won’t have kids […]
Paris Hilton sat back on her dog and wondered why things didn’t add up. Like all great thinkers, she thought long and hard but the answer just wouldn’t come. She had done all the things […]
I’ve never visited Melbourne but the word on the street is that it’s a pretty cool place. According to unconfirmed sources who exist, the good people want to improve their city and are approaching things […]
I had to have a series of serious conversations with my imaginary son. He’s usually a good kid although not a young goat, by any means. He does well in school but it came to […]
I’ve been warned many times before but as usual, I only hear what I want to hear and see what is printed on t-shirts. My quest for bacon is an impassioned, all-consuming ailment which I […]
I’ll keep this brief boys and girls. The reason you’re going to love me today isn’t because I’m a loveable rascal although that I am. No, the reason you’re going to love me today is […]
People expect the very worst from me and I rarely let them down. When it comes to my idiotic ways, thinking before speaking is as rare as the irony of dying in a living room. […]